NORMAN OK (September 11, 2008) - Open letter to OK Lawmakers - Golden Goose Tax Abuse, Club Gooses and Goosed Gooses.

Nick Baker
Fax: 214-572-7260
Contact Email: nite@prowlingowl.com

Here's hoping a different rendition, intended to shine a light from a different angle so Oklahoma lawmakers and taxpayers can see crony corruption involving elected officials is now out of cloak rooms and exposed for all to see. Here's hoping some find this refreshing.

Dear Oklahoma Lawbreakers,

We've no more uses,
For your power misuses,
Illegal ruses,
Tired of your lame excuses.

Laws of skews and hidden clues,
All while claiming no time to peruse,
Then deny profuse tax abuses,
While gorging your own Golden Gooses.

Lobby crews and paid cruises,
Pre-written law of skews,
Told you should never peruse,
Instead use these talking point excuses,
And, fear not, left were no clues.

They said these clever skews,
Beyond a citizenry so obtuse.
Go put it to your own use,
Feed your Golden Goose,
And, offer no excuses.

Then your most insulting farces,
Thinking we such obtuse gooses,
Always been so easy to seduce,
So, up our arses you did goose.

As time did pass

And goose, and goose,
At least a billion gooses.

You so greedy, so without clues,
That after enough arse gooses,
We would not peruse your law of misuses,
Know of your many abuses,
See through your self-serving excuses.

Now it turns, tis you, tis the obtuse gooses,
The soon to be feather plucked gooses,
Time for you to fear the RICO nooses.

Hear a jury finds useless,
The hollow echo of you lame excuses,
And, you they send to feel those hoosecow abuses,
At Club Gooses.

But, you see, at Club Gooses,
They don't give dollar gooses,
For each of your countless gooses,
While held by nooses,
During eternal nightly seduces,

Tis you that will be the goosed gooses.